THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST: Farve The Looper (CONGRATS!)
Design the future of bad golf! Win a bunch of BogeyPro swag!
OK MyGolfSpy’ers, it’s time to get creative! Our friends over at BogeyPro Golf are calling on average-to-bad golfers everywhere for new T-shirt ideas. You can see their existing line up here to help get you in “the zone”. Remember they are all about embracing mediocrity. It’s not bad to shoot bogey in these guy’s eyes, it’s a true accomplishment!
“Why yes, I’d love to enter!” We’re looking for concepts here (slogans, headlines, thoughts on illustrations), no need to get out the markers and paper here, although if you’d like to get all “Donald Ross,” have at it!
The winner will pick up:
- BogeyPro Buckcap – It’s ugly, it’s nasty and it’s the most comfortable bucket cap you’ve ever worn.
- BogeyPro Covert Cooler – Hides 9 beers in most any golf bag. To the untrained eye it looks like a SHOE BAG. Well not really.
- BogeyPro Golf Ball Set – Zero Distance, Poor Spin & No Control. Okay, so they’re really top quality balls. They just come in honest packaging.
- BogeyPro Sip Sleeve Can Cooler - Printed with something quippy about golf and unlike those “other guys” can coolers, they actually fit in golf cart cup holders!
- BogeyPro Country Club Bumper Stick – Tell the world you’ve “arrived” with this status symbol.
- BogeyPro Barware – Set of 4 honest-to-goodness golfin’ & drinkin’ beer pints.
“Hell no, I’m not entering!” For those of you who are too busy, without a creative bone in your body, scared of the government reading your public posts or just can’t type, BogeyPro has set up a great offer for MyGolfSpy’ers. For the months of May & June just use the code MYGOLFSPY at checkout and take 15% off your order AND (yes we said AND) they’ll throw in a MyGolfSpy personalized,/suitable for framing COURSE RECORD certificate. It’ll tell people right away when they walk in your office (or bathroom) that you’re a “player”.
How To Enter! (Contest Ends May 17th – 12PM EST)
Entering is quick and easy! All you need to do is take a look at their current offerings to give you a better idea what they are looking for in their next t-shirt design and then do a few seconds of brainstorming.
Then simply post your ideas (slogans, headlines, thoughts on illustrations) in the comment section at the bottom of the article. And that’s it! You can enter as many times as you would like. Please make sure to make each entry a separate comment. If you decide to take it a step further and want to send in sketches or artwork (you don’t have to) you can do so by sending them to [email protected]
- Brainstorm
- Post ideas in comments section of this article
- That’s it! It is that easy.
You guys have done great in other contests like this…so…let’s see what the MyGolfSpy crew can come up with this time!
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Have a drawing of a pond with a putter head (or grip) sticking out of the water.
Text: “$300 putters probably don’t float.” Swing Harder!
The driver shank or the putter throw
SWING HARD
In case you hit it!!
FOUR WORST WORDS IN GOLF
You are still away!!!
its actually 3, most commonly people say you’re
Sent in a Sketch for a “Pimp My Bad Lie” concept shirt. The idea is that you had a bad lie in the rough, behind a rock, in front of a Beer Bottle Cap, with a really badly cracked ball and then it shows how that Bad Lie could get pimped.
“One swing, Two swing, Three swing, FORE!!!”
It’s a play off of Red Fish, Blue Fish by Dr. Seuss.
Shirt with the plastic holder from a six-pack image
“Sixes are for beer, not scorecards…”
Picture of a very large man carrying a very large golf bag. Sweat dripping from his brow as he is reading a sign saying “NO CARTS TODAY”.
One of my favourite golf jokes involves an ant hill being destroyed by a duffer who’s ball has come to rest in the middle of it.
This shirt would involve a picture of a ball with several divots and dead ants around it. There would be 2 live ants and one of them says “If we want to live we better get on the ball.”
I also like Bill Couick’s “Swing hard in case …” entry above 8=)
Picture of a huge chunk of turf flying through the air.
Swing Hard — Make the Earth Move
On the front…. text = KING of the U.S.A. Graphics= a putter made of stars and stripes.
On the back…. Text= U Still Away… Putt again……. graphics= Man slamming putter in ground
I see a silhoette of a man near the pin, he’s taking a shot, the ball is cleary flying way over the pin and hitting a bird mid-air past the pin.
Under the pin in reverse type is BogeyPro Golf
And a disclaimer about how no animals were harmed during the creation of this t-shirt.
That’s my game in a nutshell.
The 86 on my score card was my best lie all day.
“I hope to live long enough to shoot better than my age”
The Most Effective Weapon in my Bag is My BogeyPro Chainsaw. Complete with a picture of a top quality chainsaw.
The best wood in your bag for lowering your score is the pencil.
A suggestion for Phana24JG’s entry — call it “My BogeyPro Tree Wood”.
Take a good look – you’ll see why I’m always picked last…
My 15th club is a foot wedge…
I don’t know what it is about the foot wedge, how about this one:
Foot Wedge: The club that’s not in your bag!
Let me tell you about my
wife’s
Hole-In One.
The word wife’s is very small
I really only need 2 clubs to play golf…a tree wood and a tree iron!
“BogeyPro has a posse, +1″
“I shot par at the 19th hole.”
I drive better when I drink
With Greens this tough the course must have been designed by R.W. Tiptheglass
Public Golf Courses slogan: “Putt and Cover”… picture of a guy on the green ducking when a ball about hits him.
Links Golf: Overhead shot of a course with sausages covering where the holes would be….
Ty is my Golf Coach…
CaddyShack of course…
slice:
-something that happens when I overthink
Hook:
-something that happens when I don’t think
Straight:
-something that happens… oh, hell, who am I kidding?
Golf: Where old souls go to act like little kids having a trantrum!
Golf: If only work was this addictive?
What do you mean only God can hit a 1 iron, how about a Driver, 3 wood, 3 iron, wedge, putter?
Golf, where poor taste is the standard and ugly pants rein supreme and …
Women can have the stores, I prefer the Golf course where I can be myself.
Picture of a fat guy wearing plaid pants, a striped shirt and bad hat.
What does the weather man and a Golf coach have in common?
-They can both be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their job.
Bogey Golf Military Style… left/right, left/right, left/right
Using the Tee-Quila at the 19th hole
“The Best Club in My bag is My Pencil”
Bogey Golf- where out of bounds is politically correct
Golf is like marriage- frustrating until you drop your ball in the hole- its all good after that
“I just bombed that one 130 yards down the fairway”
Have a silhoette with a guy teeing it up infront of the tee blocks. Have the shirt saying
“Cause every yard counts”
Golf – The real reason for high blood preasure.
18 holes – the longest 8 hours of my life.
Snorkles are for the seriously bad golfer
Only golf can make an honest liar out of anyone
Lefties do it from the right side!
Can you please tend the flag for me on this 3-footer?
Uh, yes. Tee time for this Saturday at 8. 4 in the group: Shankalot, Duffy, Lipout, and Chunk.
Any golfer can hit a flop shot, but it takes a special hacker to perfect the hosel rocket.
Bucket of range balls: $8
New driver: $300
Round of Golf: $100
Losing my mind and my $300 driver at the same time: Priceless
Johnnie’s Chili Dip Bar, “Layup and Get Skulled!”
Golf – You wish you were as good as I say I am
Bogey Pro – I f I was any better a golfer, I would really suck.
Pre-Swing Thoughts:
-183 to the pin over water
-Wind off the left
-Extra ball in right pocket
Bogey Pro’s O.B. Bistro.
Tonights Special: Red Stake glazed with 1-shot sauce.
Bogey Pro Caddies
“You bring your bag, we’ll bring a compass and machete”
golfers have long-stiff-flexible shaft.
Nothin’ like knockin’ back a Frosty one with a Snowman.
Bogey Pro Theatre Presents…
“Bill Slicespeare in Where Art Thou White Pellet”
The art of golf – to put a little round ball in a little round hole 300 yards away, and maintain your sanity
All is fair in love and war………………..and golf
90 degrees, 100% humidity, carying a 50lb bag, walking for hundreds of yards. Why do I love this game?
Golf – there is no room for honesty.
The best game I ever played, was seen by none.
Play it where it lies? How about I just lie where I played it from!
Vote Bogey Pro for Congress
“Our First Day In Office, We Will Ban All Sand Traps”
“I want the truth!” Then don’t play golf
Bogey Pro’s Plus One Dating Sevice
“We Specialize in Threesomes”
Bogey Pro Golf Tour
“These Guys Are Mediocre”
Picture of a guy throwing a club with this caption
Golf is a gentleman’s game, maybe thats why I suck at it!
Grip It!
Rip It!
Cuss It!
3 Putts on One Hole.
3 Beers in Another.
3 More Please!
“Just enough accidental success to keep you coming back…”
Image shown ball hitting tree and landing on the fairway or green.
HARDER
FASTER
STRONGER
with a knock off NIKE logo shaped like a big banana hook/slice arrow thingy….
thanks Chris
“Let the ball get in the way of the club” Just then, a cart comes barreling over the top of a hill. “Let the golfer get in the way of the cart”
“If love is blind, how come I can see that little speck of a white ball 250 yards down the fairway?”
“Drive for andrenaline. Putt for pancakes”
That should be “Drive for adrenaline. Putt for beer.”
Golf is every mans dream. A sport where onesomes and twosomes are frowned upon, while threesomes and foursomes are encouraged.
Duffer + Duffer + Duffer + Duffer = One heck of a long round of golf.
The illustration could be charatures of Albert Einstein, Bernie Madoff, Carl Sagan and Isaac Newton decked out in golf gear, with golf clubs slung over their shoulders.
BogeyPro Golf
Never be Sub-Par
Man up like a gentleman. Play golf instead of cage fighting.
Illustration could be of a golfer decked out in the finest golf clothing, protecting himself with his 9-iron, while a cage fighter is frothing at the mouth, about to charge and wreak havoc.
Drive for pancakes. Putt for syrup.
The illustration could be a plate with a stack of pancakes with syrup dripping over the edges. Instead of a big blob of butter on top in the middle, it could be a golf ball.
BogeyPro Golf
Drive for Show
Putt forever
Two “Swear Jars”, one with a label saying “HOME” but has a few quarters in it. The other one labelled “GOLF” with overflowing $1 and $5 bills.
Show a pair of hands tearing in half a scorecard with 100 on it.
Underneath have this statement:
BogeyPro Golf
Grip It and Rip It!
Bogey Pro Ball Markers
“We Dont Make ‘Em ‘Cause Your Ball Never Stops Moving”
“Be The Right Club, Someday”
“This your ball?”
“Does it have a number on it?”
“No”
“That’s me”
Bogey Pro Headcovers
“Perfect For Your Woods, or As A Set Of Boxing Gloves When You Hit Into The Group In Front Of You For The Third Hole In A Row”
Bogey Pro Breakfast Mulligans, the Nutrional Start to Any Round.
“Don’t Fear the Snowman!”
(illustration features a snowman, emphasizing the ’8′ outline)
“Bogies are the new Birdies”
“It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught!”
*sillouhette of the ‘foot wedge’ kick in background.*
*big and small letters like on the pint glasses*
I SCORED
with the cart girl
UNDER
a table at the
PAR
*big and small letters as well*
I SHOOT
people who take too
LONG AND
then wish they hit it
STRAIGHT
*big and small letters as well*
-
“MARK ME
as a bad golfer and throw
DOWN FOR A
bet cause I lied about that
DOUBLE BOGEY”
—————————————-
PUT THAT
on my tab. I’m
DOWN FOR A
more beers at the
GOOD OLD PAR.
Bogey Pro BLR (Ball Locating Radar)
“Don’t Worry, We Mapped The World”
Stimpmeter: A device used to measure the frequency of 3-putts per round.
Bogey Pro est. 19??
“Does it really matter. We’ll be around well after you stop thinking about shooting your age on the front nine.”
Bogey Pro Golf Dictionary
Gimme: “All putts within two club lengths of the hole are good.”
Bogey Pro Scuba Gear
“No Ball Left Behind”
2 Guys standing on a green, one guy say’s “I think I am inside you.”
Golf….because all the other 4 letter words were taken.
The four lies in golf you need to know….
(Picture of each)
uphill lie –
Sidehill Lie
Downhill lie
Outright lie – “put me down for a five”
“Because sometimes lying about par is go enough to win”
“Go for Bogey, or Dont Go at All. Lay-ups are for Basketball”
The Annual Bogey Pro Alternate Shot Cup
“It only matters who was able to stand on 18″
“The Legend of Hacker Stance”
“A terrible golfer sees no reason to attempt to improve his game and jams his mystical caddy in a ball washer.”
Are you telling me that high score doesn’t win?
Swing hard, graphics of Man slamming putter in ground, 86 on my score card,The best wood in ma bag, !!!!!
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How about a how to hide beer in your bag and smuggle it onto the course shirt?
BogeyPro Golf…
Cause every four-some needs a D-player.
Golf: Where drinking and driving is encouraged.
Golf.
Because f*** was already taken.
How about a guy addressing the ball and a small centered title that reads “Swing Thoughts” and then little statements such as “relaxed grip”, “feet shoulder width”, “start slow”, “shoulder turn”, “head down”, “elbow in”, “follow through” etc. Then below or on the back have “F@!K IT! SWING HARD!”
You get the idea, hope you like it!
Drive for show
Putt for bogey
+18: The Benchmark of Mediocrity
Golf…..By the time you shoot your able to shoot your age, you’ll be six feet under.
Correction
By the time you’re able to shoot your age you’ll be six feet under
Front of the shirt: When a 12 pack just isn’t enough
Back of the shirt: Empty box of Golf Balls
BogeyPro – Because Golf is all about consistency
Back of the shirt – scorecard of 18 straight bogeys
Golf’s lost ball rule: spend 2 minutes looking for your ball in the general vicinity. Spend 10 seconds dropping a duplicate ball and yelling “I found it”!!!
Bogey Pro’s Plus 19 Bar and Grill
“Because after you go +18, You’re gonna want to knock 1 back.”
“My favorite brand of golf ball is Da1-iFind”
“Play golf with a white ball or dont play at all!”
“The game has no place for yellow, pink, lime green, and especially blue balls!”
Range balls worm burn 201 off the tee just as easy as a ProV
V grooves, U grooves…Bogey Pros dont care about the letter, we’ve already got our groove on!
Flier Lie: Not just a fib, but a fib filled with hot air.
You know its bad when you need a calculator.
The Golf Hunter – Picture of a guy in the trees searching for his Golf ball. Pocket full of other people’s balls overfill his pockets.
Mashie, Niblick, Spoon, and Brassie.
We Playing Golf or Going Somewhere to Eat?
“Match Play”
When you set fire to your scorecard after another bad round
Bogey Pro 90-Degree Rule
“The current tempature is always your final score. Over 90, convert to Celsius.”
Front: What does golfers and chefs have in common?
Back: They both love to slice them and dice them.
A picture of a person slicing a drive
Golf: Where lip service is expected!
Golf: Where lip service is expected!
A picture of a golf ball lipping out of the cup.
Bogey Shmogey let’s play golf!
We all suck, otherwise we’d been wearin a green jacket
Good
Others
Laugh at
Failing
I’ll never get a green jacket
So I got this lousy t-shirt instead
Golfers hit it harder
Got Golf?
Golf – Where the pros can suck as bad as me.
Just not as often
No Golf
No Cheating
Know Golf
Know Cheating
My handicap is me
Can’t add?
Golf is the game for you!
My dad is the greatest golfer ever!
He got a hundred on his score card!
One hit
One kick
One throw
The real Golf game
The doctor says Golf is good exercise.
(For my golf cart)
My golf game is worse than my teenager
Sarazen invented the sand wedge, but we invented the mulligan.
Bogey Pro, making game innovations that really count!
Hybrids have’nt changed the game. They just gave us one more excuse we can’t use.
Break par, why would I want to break par when I can break glass, bread or even dance?
My game has lots of loft (front)
Lack Of F*$%ing Talent
Yardage Markers, Sprinkler Heads…I’ve seen your game. Does the distance really matter?
The only number on the scorecard I count is the cell phone number I got from the cart girl!
Bogey Pro Tips:
“I dont play from ‘em or take ‘em.”
Shut Up and Play the Whites.
Of course there is gambling at Brushwillow, and we always slice.
Bogey Pro $5 Nassau Rule 1:
“Never gamble with a guy who’s got a dark tan, white left hand, and a 1-iron in his bag”
I dont use a One or Two Plane Swing, I use the Plain Bad.
I vote for Jeff…
Drive for show
Putt for bogey
(maybe change it to 3 putt for Bogey)
Bogey Pro Bafflers
“How is that I can hit 3 carts per round, but couldnt hit the range picker with a bazooka”
aim small miss small
Bogey? Strive for greatness and double bogey!
Never bogey? Play better.
Bogey like you mean it!
I meant to do that
Tiger? So, we all screw up. We just do it on the links.
No Golf no fun
Know Golf know fun
My putter is bigger than yours.
I drive with a Big Bertha, but when I’m on the course I use Ping.
Swing hard miss hard
Got Game?
Me either.
Golfers VS Skinny dippers.
We got more balls in the water
Picture of a ball washer. Sign reads
“Yeah like this will help”
Rusty, Contest was over Monday at midnight, save it for the next one!