Written By: Tony Covey
I see you Nike Golf.
We all see you. A pair of swoosh toes is hard to miss. So are pink hightops on the golf course. And a trio of blue drivers too for that matter.
Just what the hell is Nike Golf up to?
Man, do I have a theory for you.
Today’s rant is inspired by the latest example of what passes for a Nike Golf press release. Actually, Nike Golf doesn’t do press releases anymore. It shares product stories that read like actual articles.
Notwithstanding the fact that I shake an angry fist every time Nike Golf news drops without so much as a courtesy heads-up, it’s actually a clever and well-executed way to bring us all up to speed.
Nike’s stories are so well done, in fact, that if not for the inherent Nike Golf bias that comes with Nike Golf product stories produced by Nike Golf, guys like me might not even be necessary.
That’s right, the Nike Golf robots are on the verge of rendering my job obsolete. That’s fine, I could use a few days off. Ah, but once again, I digress.
A Press Release Buried in a Story
The Nike Golf story in question serves to let anyone who reads it know that Rory McIlroy will be wearing the company’s new Lunar Control 4 shoe (launching at retail 12/1) when he tees it up in Dubai. The headline offers the perfect segue to discuss all of that wonderful Nike technology that allows McIlroy to swing within himself.
I’m actually looking for a shoe that allows me to swing outside myself…more like McIlroy, for example.
Digression…again.
The Lunar Control 4 features several Nike innovations that were developed across a variety of sport platforms. Basically Nike soccer, football, running, basketball, etc. technology can also be Nike Golf technology.
In this case we’re talking about Flywire technology for lateral midfoot support, and a robust external heel counter [that] helps lock the foot in place through McIlroy’s swing (and presumably your swing too).
No shoe can contain my feet.
The Lunar Control 4 features a lightweight microfiber upper, an ergonomic tongue design, and in case you somehow missed it, is highlighted by a Swoosh logo on the vamp.
You don’t say.
I’m glad Nike pointed that out because I totally missed the Swoosh on McIlroy’s limited edition Lunar Control 3s. Wie’s Blazer high tops…the Swooshes on those (and all that pink) practically blend in with the scenery. Blue drivers, I doubt anyone will even notice the volt-colored Swooshes.
Sarcastic much? Yup. I’m told it’s an indicator of high intelligence.
Did nobody consult Tiger? This stuff wouldn’t fly in his day.
You’re Supposed to React
My theory? Nike golf wants you to react. These bold products, actually, you can call them bold statements, are, I believe, part of a new Nike Golf plan to combat, maybe even obliterate, indifference.
When you look at the new Nike products, you’re not supposed to slowly nod your head as if you’re reviewing the info on a bi-annual Titleist offering. You’re supposed to be affected.
This is not the golf business as usual.
Forget about mainstream. This is against the stream. You’re supposed to react to the new Nike Golf…and react you did.
“Ugliest clubs I’ve ever seen”
“The Nike offerings remind me of the last time my dog got ill.”
“I suspect, whoever project led & created this range of golf products were sent into the Nike Golf organization as part of a disruption strategy by a major competitor!”
Ooh…so close.
“Why did they even bother?”
“First red and then neon yellow, now this shade of blue, just make me want to puke on my shoes.”
And really, this is just a small sampling of your reactions.
By the way…it’s okay to puke on the Lunar Control 4, just try not to get any on the Swoosh.
What the Hell Nike Sorcery Is This?
This…blue and volt drivers, pink high tops, giant toe Swooshes, and I suspect, much, much more to come, is the beginning of Nike Golf finally executing its plan to be itself within the golf industry.
It’s an anti-establishment, rebellious, renegade approach. It’s Nike being Nike, not Nike trying to behave like you think a golf company is supposed to behave.
In one single word, it’s disruptive.
Will it Work?
It’s one thing to have a plan, it’s another to succeed, and all cards on the table, Nike hasn’t succeeded much in golf beyond apparel and footwear…maybe that’s enough.
Regardless, this looks like an ideological shift from golf is different so we have to be different to golf is different, but so what, we’re Nike.
Frankly, I like what I see (and it’s fine if I’m the only one). The industry is stale. The game is attracting very few new players. Golf needs new blood. It needs to be fun and interesting, and for that to happen convention and tradition need to be cast aside.
Golf needs to be disrupted. Maybe Nike is the brand to do that.
JD
8 years ago
I dont get the “Nike is copying Puma” “Mike is trying to be too BOLD””There shoes suck”. There shoes are decent. I find they perform well but the sizing is all over the map based on model. Color isnt a new thing, every shoe company EVERY shoe company is introducing bold colors. Ecco, FJ, Adidas, Ashworth, NB of course Puma. I could understand more if people would just say hey I dont like the big swoosh, but the product itself despite looks may perform really well. I have worked in the business for years and I can say ALL Apparel has trends and it moves up and down. If you don’t like it don’t buy it, go by your Ashworth Cardiffs and have fun with that, I don;t know anyone who cares about what other people wear on the golf course.