“World’s Most Expensive Golf Gift!”
Posted December 1, 2008 by GolfSpy X
Jack Nicklaus Will Custom Build A Course For Your Backyard (COST= $1 Million Bucks)
Go ahead, re-read it.
Yes, THE Jack Nicklaus, Golfer of the Century turned world-renowned course designer will acually come to YOUR house and design a course in your backyard! This is not BS…it is straight from Neiman Marcus Christmas Book. Which back in the 1920’s was for their most elite customers…but now seems to be more of a clever marketing ploy. But nevertheless…Jack will actually come if you got the million beans.
Your Very Own 3-Hole Course
Yep, your very own custom-designed three-hole course. Jack will actually study topography, aerial photos, and landscape maps for your yard, then send his team to survey the property. He’ll create a formal design plan and color renderings for up to three holes and a practice area, depending on the size of your backyard of course. Then your construction crew will build from Jack’s plans, with supervision from Jack’s world-class design team (the same team pursued by premier club owners worldwide).
How Much Would Your Buddies Like This?
Now to sink the winning putt; when your course is finished, the Golden Bear himself will stop by to play the first round with you, personally. Want more? He’ll also sign his club and ball for your collection and throw in a custom set of Nicklaus clubs, including a personalized bag. So do you have a spare MILLION sitting around
P.S.
Well if so then drop your putter, dig your cell phone out of your golf bag, and call 1.877.9NM.GIFT.
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December 1st, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Can i make all 3 holes 1000 yards long
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:56 am
Very clever idea! LOL…call the number and see what they say.
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Only a million?
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:36 am
How much do you think it should be?
December 2nd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
It’s amazing what you can buy these days. I wish I had the money to do it, but I would want at least nine holes. It would really be cool to get a chance to spend some time with Jack, though.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am
I like the Kiwi’s comment. Make him do (3) 1000 yard holes and then you can break them up into 9 later.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:21 am
There’s a much cheaper way to get your own golf course at home, and it comes with all 18 holes without landscape maintenance costs!!!
A New Golf Table Game: Strategic “Fore-Thought”
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It’s like a box of toys for the golfer…..but with RULES!!!
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This Limited Edition of Strategic “Fore-Thought” brought to you by IngeNEWitty is a unique golf table game invented, designed, and crafted with care to bring you many enjoyable hours of social interaction with friends and family. It comes complete for table play or you can add your own chipping wedge and putter to take the game to a whole new exciting level.
In a completely new playing format, you are transported to a beautiful fantasy golf course in the Spring of the year that you could only dream about. It’s a championship 18-hole, par 72, 7,240 yard course, realistically detailed with trials and tribulations of the finest world-class challenge courses. It’s a greens-keeper’s paradise, and the immaculate graphic illustrations “take you there”…..the rest is up to you!!!
The name Strategic “Fore-Thought” says it all…..each hole requires assessment of risks and rewards BEFORE ‘hitting’ the ball. Strategy is key in this realistic game of fun and frustration, and each golfer formulates his/her own individual approach using strategic forethought and, of course, ingenuity (get it?????). Do you go for the green? Or do you lay up? Do you shoot for a Target Zone? Or does a Hazard pose a risk? What are the odds?
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How the game is played:
Using forethought strategically, you survey potential landing areas, choose your preferred path to the green, use the “Shot-Master” to guide your club selection, tee it up (roll the die), and determine your fate. Track your location and stroke count on the “Shot-Master” along the way.
Next shot will be crucial, but the Yardage Calculator helps to gauge the situation. Go for the greenie? Or suffer the short game? Are you good at putting?
Oh, and don’t forget…..you should try to hit the Target Zones. That’s the way you can accumulate Bonus Cards…..they’ll come in handy later!!!
The designated Pro Shop Manager records scores, awards Bonus Cards and prizes, officiates on all wagering, and handles any disputes that may arise. It’s a tough job, but somebody’s ‘gotta’ do it. After all, golfers have been known to ‘fudge’ occasionally!!!
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December 3rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
Pretty interesting idea. Kind of confusing explanation but still good idea. But please stop sending the same comment over and over…you are wearing my delete finger out. SHEW!!
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Sorry for the multiple submissions…..had a human generated technical problem on my end. My huge apologies and kindest regards.